Housewife Challenge – Day 1 & 2

Day 1

First day started off pretty well. My walk was a bit delayed due to rain but between breaks in the storm I managed to get in a very cold one. I knew it would take me longer to get the house straightened up since I haven’t done a good straightening in over a month. It took the better part of my two hours without computer to get through the living room, bathroom, master bedroom, and yellow room. The remaining time was spent starting my project-of-the-day – to clean all the ceiling fans and light fixtures. All of the bathroom light bulbs above the sink were unscrewed, wiped down, their fixture wiped down, and put back. As I was doing that I realized in the four years I’ve known M and two years I’ve lived here, they’ve never been cleaned. I also wiped down the blades of the master bedroom ceiling fan using the pillowcase trick. I’ll need to pull out the ladder in order to really clean all of the light fixtures, which was too much of a pain yesterday. So while I accomplished a part of my PotD, I didn’t get it done.

The afternoon found me putting potting soil in a seed tray in the side bathroom. It got the floor very messy but it’s all together and three rows of peas have been started. I’ll need to sweep up the dirt again today; yesterday it was mud. Then I vacuumed the upstairs and downstairs of the house, completing my chore-of-the-day. In the evening, I cleaned up the kitchen, finished all of the dishes, swept, and made a quick meal which M was kind enough to clean up for me. Overall it was a very successful start.

Day 2

My morning tidy and straightening went well enough. I got a few extra spots cleaner than day one but soon ran into the problem I knew would come up. On day one I did most of the easy straightening and now on day two I finished the easy stuff and moved into the medium/harder stuff to straighten. Soon I’ll have to do the hard stuff like paper piles and boxes. My two hours without computer were a bit harder to cope with and I ended up starting my project-of-the-day (PotD) – detailing the stairwell.

Detailing the stairwell took a lot longer than expected. The idea was to vacuum, wipe down walls and baseboards, and replace the ugly curtains that came with the house. I had a set of hand-me-down grey curtains to replace them but they were about two inches too short. Luckily, the manufacturer had sewn in an extra fold, so I spent over an hour seam ripping the two panels. When I was done the curtains were the perfect length.

I got in a walk mid-afternoon before finishing my PotD. M was late getting home, which worked out really well for me as it gave me time to clean the kitchen and make a quick meal. I got my laundry all done, including the bedding, and folded and put away all of M’s things. When M got home, he helped me straighten the bed skirt and the whole room looks much better now.

Things I didn’t get done: folding my laundry, vacuuming the stairs. Overall another successful day.


The schedule here.

30 Day Housewife Challenge (HWC) – Schedule

After being inspired by JenbutneverJenn (and trying to adapt her schedule for three attempts), I have a housewife schedule challenge that I’m willing to try. For thirty weekdays I will try to do all of the following things. I am not doing these things on the weekend or on holidays (which I don’t think there are any coming up). The challenge will last from February 26th until April 6th. I might add one or two weekend days when M pulls out the fridge and oven for me to clean behind. I will allow myself to adapt this schedule.


  • Before 10am everyday – get dressed, eat breakfast, make beds
  • Air out house for 1 hour everyday
  • No computer from 10am-12pm
  1. Go for walk – to get the blood moving and feel energized
  2. Do a 10-minute tidy of the house
  3. Straighten all the rooms, do a light dusting of each room
  4. Sweep floors
  5. Clean bathroom counters and sink – wipes are okay
  6. Complete regular chore-of-the-day
  7. Do project-of-the-day – special tasks like detail the stairwell, clean the oven, finish gardening milestones, etc
  8. Create a blog post/work on blog
  9. Do dishes
  10. Clean kitchen – wipe down counters and stove, sweep and organize
  11. Make Dinner
  12. End Day

Mondays- Vacuum (I expect tidying to take longer & I’m unmotivated on these days)
Tuesdays – Laundry
Wednesdays – Yardwork
Thursdays – Errands
Fridays – Clean Bathroom(s)

Later in the challenge I’ll use the two hours no computer time to deal with outstanding projects.

Remember if things get overwhelming to steer into the skid (take advantage of your natural rhythms). This schedule has been adapted to do just that.


Review of JenbutneverJenn’s Housewife Challenge

Last year I ran across a fabulous housewife challenge created by jenbutneverjenn. Based off of her extensive research from 1950s magazines and home-economics literature of the day, Jen lived a vintage housewife schedule for two weeks. Her original list was thirty-eight items long and included making an authentic 50’s dinner every night. You can find her original schedule here. I was fascinated. Here was a very detailed way to try and live my day. I wanted to live it. I wanted to conquer the list. I failed. Repeatedly.

The list needed a few minor modifications for my first attempt – a planned single day of living the schedule to see what needed improvement. I removed a couple of items that don’t apply to our house (like fixing cocktails, and flushing drain pipes with water – Californian, conserve water). With only a few items removed, I still had troubles with the list. Our houses are not laid out the same at all and I found myself making twenty more trips than usual up and down the stairs to do first the master bedroom (upstairs), then the living room (downstairs), then the bathroom (upstairs), then the kitchen (downstairs), etc you get the idea. She had ‘eat breakfast’ right away on her list and I can’t eat until I’ve been up for at least an hour. Needless to say, the pacing of her list wasn’t good for me.

So I adapted the schedule. The new schedule still contained most of the same items only in a different order better for my use. With the 30-item list, I was able to follow this schedule for three days before becoming overwhelmed by it (or maybe bored). The list still didn’t leave a lot of room for flexibility. I still had to dust before I could meal plan and still needed to run errands before lunch (which was an actual scheduled item). I found a positive thing from this portion of my trials. Dusting on day one sucked. On day two it was easy. On day three it was so easy I actually busted out the dusting polish and everything got really shiny and nice looking. But then day four I didn’t feel the need to dust. And by day five I had pretty much given up on dusting ever again. I’ve tried to adapt and follow modifications to this schedule multiple times since then, but it never seems to stick.

While I love Jen’s schedule and her following blog posts, it really isn’t for me. It has inspired me to try these housewife challenges multiple times. Like in today’s era, 50s housewives all had their own routines and patterns. You couldn’t exactly copy another person’s routine and hoped it worked for you. Instead you had to take inspiration from these routines and incorporate aspects into your life that worked best for you and your family. Remember to follow and enhance your own natural rhythms.


(In following my natural rhythms, I’ve finally come up with a schedule I think works. Click here to read it.)

Creating Wins

Sometimes it isn’t any single big thing that brings us down but a series of smaller things that slowly build up. The garden that isn’t growing, the car that temporarily isn’t starting, the cat that puked a hairball on the floor. On their own, they are minor setbacks, a bump towards success (or your morning coffee, thanks cat). You feel sad about the first one but think of all the other things that are going right. Then the next one hits. Oh well you deal with it. But then another and another and another until a series of small problems cloud your ability to see all that is going right in your life. You can’t complain, because none of the problems are really big enough for sympathy, yet still you feel sad. You may feel like you need a big win that isn’t coming.

Well when to many small things pile up, it’s time to take control and create a series of small, tiny wins. And hopefully, all those tiny wins will add up to larger and large wins, until your low is a distant memory. Below is a continually growing list of tiny wins you might be able to achieve.

  1. Make your bed – So cliché but a made up bed can put the whole day on a positive note. It’s a perfect small win everyone can accomplish, gives you a clear flat surface, makes a room look instantly cleaner, and if nothing else, feels great falling into a bed that’s been made all day. This short video has a wonderful explanation (that basically says the same things I just said).  Bonus points for making a bed with fresh sheets, leaving you with something clean for at least a week.
  2. Create lists of goals and weaknesses – Okay, so this one is a whole lot bigger and perhaps not a super win on the outset.
    1. Goals – Make a list of your goals, whether they are daily, weekly, yearly, or lifetime goals. Goals can be big, but you should have many small goals. They don’t have to become habits (in fact trying to build a habit and failing may be another setback) or have life altering implications. “Today I’ll drink one glass of water,” when normally you drink none. Perhaps sometimes you forget to brush your teeth or floss, make the effort to do so. Written goals can later be broken down into steps that can become small wins. This is my favorite website/app for dealing with my to-do list.
    2. Weaknesses – perhaps a much more depressing task is the list of weaknesses or problems in your life. These are the things truly driving you nuts. It could be the car needs work and has become unreliable, maybe an unbearable coworker, perhaps you feel unaccomplished, or lazy, or unhygienic, or ungrateful, or not affectionate enough, maybe the bathroom really really needs to be cleaned and you don’t want to do it. Figuring out spots that drive you nuts is a key step in solving those problems. Perhaps these weaknesses don’t need to be written down, but try to have a small list going in your head of things you want to improve.
    3. Bucket List – I’m going to put this here because it is a list but these are more life goals. Create a bucket list in a spiral notebook and review it regularly. My initial bucket list goal was 450 items. These are not your “to-do” items but special or once in a lifetime events (clean the bathroom shouldn’t be on there, replace bathroom tile could be). Make items big and small, done in a day, the adventures of a lifetime, places you want to visit, items you want to own, life goals you want to accomplish. Avoid vague language (see below) like “floss more”. Check them off with a date of when they were accomplished, add more items as you think of them, scour the internet, friends, and family for additional ideas, and revise once a year or so to take off impulse additions. Refer to this master list whenever you are feeling particularly low and see if there isn’t an easy win (a small thing) you can get from your list.
      1. Here are 15 examples from my bucket list; as you can see, they vary from done in a day or two, to lifetime achievements: 1) Get Married (check). 2) Visit Germany. 3) Get a fainting couch. 4) Watch Ben Hur. 5) Write 50,000 words in one story. 6) Read “A Christmas Carol” by Charles Dickens. 7) Get a kitten. 8) Line driveway with pinwheels. 9) Make fajitas using all home grown veggies. 10) Nap in a hammock. 11) See Vermont in the fall. 12) Have a conversation with a native speaker in another language. 13) Do a paint by numbers. 14) Hold plank for 5 minutes. 15) Make a pumpkin pie for Thanksgiving or Christmas.
  3. Avoid vague Language – Try, might, more, less, someday, etc are all vague adjectives. Do use precise language. Don’t “try to lose weight”, Lose 5 pounds. Don’t “floss more”, floss once a day. Make your goals and actions into concrete measurable actions. Don’t “drink more water”, drink a glass of water a day. If you need some motivation on using precise language watch the speech on “very” from Dead Poet’s Society. If you can measure something you can tell how well you’re doing. (I had floss more on my list, but as I never flossed, did flossing once count? Did I need to floss once a week for it to count? How could I make that a win? Eventually I revised to floss once a week which is much more attainable.)
  4. Clean up your trash piles. Go around the house and throw away all of the trash and take out the recycling. It may not do a lot, but it will feel freer.
  5. Clean something – Sweep a floor, wipe a counter, put away the clean dishes, start a load of laundry, vacuum, take out the expired goods in the fridge, anything really. You don’t need to do it to perfection, you don’t need to sweep every floor in the house to count it as a win. Just clean something, one little thing. You’ll feel calmer in your space and it may motivate you to do more, resulting in more and more wins.

Monday Musings and How to Get Back on Track

For the lazy housewife it is SOOOOO easy to get behind. Even if we are *almost* caught up, a small change in schedule can throw us off and voila! we’re back to having a lot left on our to-do list. Below is my hectic two weeks and after the musings are some tips to help overcome those hectic weeks.


A lazy week in late January ran into a mini “vacation” where I went home to see my parents the first week of February. I was gone all week and thus, of course, accomplished nothing in my own house. Mom and Dad like my toned down spicy chicken chili, where I removed a bunch of the jalapenos and didn’t add ghost pepper. I did get to see the space shuttle Endeavor (awe-inspiring), dinosaur bones, and really expensive gems at the L.A. Natural History Museum. The epic rose garden was unfortunately closed but I enjoyed the museums nonetheless. I also got to play with Ma’s digital camera. Mine is about ten years old now with a spot on the lens so the pictures come out worse than my phone. But Ma has this fancy digital camera (Canon Rebel T5) that scares her it’s so fancy. So I played with it the entire time home. Took over 200 pictures in three days. It was great and now I’m thinking of asking for one for Christmas. Dear readers, I’m sorry none of these posts have pictures yet. That’s the procrastinating housewife for you. [And as I went to add some of those pictures WP got angry and won’t let me show them to you. I’ll try again later – perhaps.]

It was good seeing my parents again but my house is now chaos. The kitchen is a mess from three men at home; I haven’t vacuumed in a fortnight; all my holiday mats (which seemed fine in January) are horribly outdated; I’ve been neglecting my blog. Getting home was wonderful but I quickly noticed all the little things that needed to get done. But it was the weekend and the routine on the weekend is to be lazy with M. So I did that (not that I needed much convincing).

Today I am full of energy! I managed to get most of my laundry done, half the weeds in the backyard mowed, the floors swept, my laundry finished, put up the pirate ship shower curtain after six months of procrastinating, and went shopping. I finally bought a food dehydrator which I’ve been looking at for a year. Did all my research and settled on the Nesco Snackmaster 5 tray thingy (essentially this without kit). I used wedding money to buy it. Now I just have to use it.

For major musings: I’m thinking of scheduling a spring cleaning week the first week of March. It might be a great time to clean some back logged areas. Also, for the next couple of weeks, most of my chore time has to be spent on the backyard garden. I’ve got a number of projects and everything needs to be started by end February.

Tips to Get Back on Track

  • First, realize you are human and it is okay that not everything on your to-do list must get done right away. Have ants invaded your house? Are you behind on bills? Well, maybe you need to worry a bit and get a move on, but if your house is still standing and everyone is still alive, it’s probably okay that your living room doesn’t look perfect. Accept that you are human.
  • Second, along with the first point, remember you are your harshest critic. Others (usually) don’t notice you haven’t wiped the counters for three days, they don’t notice the slippers aren’t neatly lined up in the hall, and no guy will notice the Easter decorations still up in May. So you are your own harshest critic. Don’t worry if it takes a little bit longer to get back up to snuff.
  • Start with your regular routine stuff. Just build in a bit extra time for each step. So it takes an extra load of laundry, twenty more minutes to wipe down all of the counters and sink, and five extra minutes to change the bedding.
  • Tackle areas that are driving you (or those around you) nuts. For me this is dealing with the dishes and mowing down weeds.
  • Make a list of the things you want to get done or revise your old to-do list.
  • Relax – after all you are a procrastinating housewife. Did you do  a few things? Great, the rest will keep until tomorrow.

Winning My First Chili Contest

One thing I rather like to do as a housewife is make new recipes. Last year I found this amazing recipe for spicy white chicken chili. Today, M’s work held a chili contest and he asked me to make this chili for it. Lo and behold it won! By a landslide! The flavor is yummy and savory. It’s quick to put together. It’s great with cornbread.

Find the original post (outside link) on The Cookie Rookie here.

In our house we like it SPICY so I’ll usually put 4+ jalapenos in there, seeds and all, and often will add a teaspoon or so of ghost pepper powder.

Spicy White Chicken Chili

5-6cups chicken broth (I use 2-3 bullion cubes)
6cups shredded chicken (I use about two chicken breasts)
2 15oz cans white beans, drained
8oz salsa verde (About half a salsa jar)
1tbsp oil
1tsp chili powder (I use chipotle pepper instead for a spicier kick)
1 large onion
4 cloves garlic (or however much feels right)
2 jalapenos diced
1 poblano or anaheim pepper (I often omit this)

  1. Heat onions, peppers, garlic, and oil in skillet until onions are transparent.
  2. Add everything to pot. Bring to boil. Reduce to simmer and cook ~10minutes.
  3. Serve with cornbread to sop up all that yummy goodness.


Culling Pins on Pinterest

Pinterest is a wealth of information and ideas and should be a useful tool. But sometimes we get in the habit of pinning something to look at later and then never get back to it. Sometimes, we hunt through all of our boards for that one thing we pinned two months ago, only to not find it. To make finding things easier, and keep pinterest as a tool, it’s best to occasionally declutter your pins. Let’s see how.

First, decide on limits. How many pins do you want? Is there a number that would seem excessive? How many pins per board? How many boards?

Frankly, I think it’s silly (for me) to have boards with under 20 pins on them. Ultimately, I want to keep my pins under 2,000. This is still a number where I’ll like most of the pins, but it still looks like I’m active on pinterest.

Once you have your limits set, it’s time to start purging. I like to start with my largest boards first. Using the “move” button at the top of the page, select pins that you obviously don’t want anymore and delete them. Use the “move” button for groups or the “edit” button on individual pins to put them on the boards they truly belong on.

Now I know I just said set limits on the number of boards, but see if your larger boards could be split up. Maybe you have 70 1950’s dresses under your “1900’s Fashion” board. You might consider starting a new board for this. Also, if you want to see all pins of a certain type, creating a new temporary board for them might be easier than scrolling through the pages.

Make easy decisions first. If you can’t remember what something is and you haven’t opened it in months, ask yourself “If I was looking for this information, would I remember I already pinned it?” If no, then it’s probably safe to delete the pin.

Set realistic expectations for your pins. If you know you aren’t going to work on X hobby  in the next few months or year, why are you saving all the pins from it? I’m very guilty of pinning a lot of crochet tutorials, but I know I’m not going to crochet anything in the next year, and certainly won’t work on something new (I prefer sewing). So why do I have thirty crochet pins? Ask yourself the same question and see if there are unrealistic expectation pins you can get rid of.

Go through the boards where you won’t have to click on the links that often. Scenery boards, dresses, decorations, that sort of stuff that doesn’t require a lot of reading is easier to get through first. Then when you have time you can start clicking on things. (If you do it earlier, you’ll spiral into a reading loop and not a declutter loop.)

Go through the pins you have to look at if there are only a few of those type on a given board.

Start working on the harder boards. For me this is my “Hatchet/Bush craft” board. No I don’t do bush craft, I don’t even like to camp. But it is still the board with the most pins because I like to pretend I’m a bush craft person. 95% of those pins are useless/irrelevant to me, but I love most of them. So it’s a hard board to cull.

If a board is hard to go through, start at the bottom of the page and work your way up. The bottom pins are the oldest ones and you may have forgotten about some of them or changed your mind about them. Since you don’t always see them, they may be easier to go through, rather than the ones up top that you pinned yesterday.

Again, don’t be afraid to make temporary boards to help you eliminate some stuff.

~*~Personal Example (PE): Hatchet Board. Okay so I’ve made a temporary log cabin board because I’ve got almost 50 of those and I’ll go through them in a bit. Then let’s eliminate these things I really truly don’t want or care about – like the umpteenth tarp shelter infograph. And put the 10 or so pins that go into homesteading into homesteading. Okay, now to some of the harder work. The board is supposed to give me ideas for my “Lakeside Pioneers” adventure games, not necessarily skills I want to use in real life. So I’ll just quickly read this article on identifying flint. That link is really a hand drawing wikihow. Not overly useful anyways and I certainly won’t be going back to it so it can be deleted. Continuing on. Hatchet Starting pins: 189. Hatchet Ending Pins: 76. Excellent! ~*~

Use the old expression “If I found this randomly, would I pin again?”

Get rid of broken links or links that go to a splash page that no longer contains the information in your original pin (if you really really want that information, hunt through the website to find the permanent link to that original pin and pin that instead).

Use reliable sources. I don’t really trust Buzzfeed to tell me how to do wilderness survival, but I do trust Outdoorsmen.  So most of the Buzzfeed articles on my Hatchet board are being tossed.

When you want to check your progress, you’ll have to leave pinterest and navigate back to your boards to see how many pins have been removed. A bit cumbersome. Spend some time going through your pins and watch how helpful pinterest becomes again.


More personal examples:

~*~ Oh dear. My “Shinies!” board. Starting at 107. I’d like to get this around 70 if I can. Shinies apparently also includes hot guys, cute animals, and wedding dresses that can’t be on my wedding board right now (since I’m using if for realsies and not for dreaming). I deleted 32 pins but then moved a few more of those cute animals onto the board.  Ending number: 80. Good enough. How many pins total am I down to? 2,264. It’s slow going.

~*~ “Other Historic” the catchall for things that don’t fall under regency or civil war or 1900s. Start: 138. End: 91.

~*~ “Regency” I love this time period. Starts with 147. I hope to eliminate 20 pins. This board was one of the main reasons I joined pinterest and I continue to love it. But I haven’t been looking at it. Deleted 48. End: 99

~*~”Scenery” Start: 130. End: 80 Total Pins: 2,119. I’m getting close to being under 2000 again. I’d be content enough to get under 2100. Also, I’d like to eliminate a board.

~*~”Gardening” Not to be confused with landscaping. I already built my planter bed and I’m sucking at growing vegetables, so let’s see how many of these I can get rid of. Start: 158. And now 104. Much better. Plus that puts me back down under 2000 pins.

Garden Goals 2018

Last year marked my first time growing fruits and vegetables. It was a steep learning curve filled with ups and downs (a lot of downs) but it was enjoyable and fulfilling. After successfully growing bell peppers, jalapenos, and zucchini, I took the winter off to decide if this was something I wanted to continue pursuing. I do. For another year at least. So here are some of my garden goals for 2018 (and a few nice backyard goals as well). [California, US Hardiness Zone 9B, Western Sunset #14, suburban neighborhood, less than 1/4 acre to plant on]

  1. Grow more plants. I want to grow several new types of plants this year. This does not apply to zucchini which I’ll only plant two of – four was just too many last year.
    1. Peas or Beans – Just to say I can and for an excuse to buy a trellis
    2. Tomato – Only one plant since M doesn’t care for tomatoes. I only want to grow one because I feel you aren’t a vegetable gardener until you’ve tried growing tomatoes.
    3. Pumpkins – Last year the aphids got to them and I sort of gave up. I’d like to at least get a green pumpkin off them this year.
    4. Strawberries – I want to try making one of those vertical towers to grow these in.
    5. Habeneros – My seeds grew last year but never blossomed. Time to try again.
    6. Bell peppers – Okay so I grew these last year (and I’m trying hydroponically growing them right now). I planted them in March and they didn’t fruit until September. The fruits I got were tiny (my normal 4 pepper batch of fajitas took 7 peppers) and never turned colors even though I planted non-green peppers. I hope to be more successful this year, maybe get a few before late June and then ripen some in September?
  2. Improve my fence border planter beds.
    1. Lavender – Last year I planted two lavender plants that never bloomed again but are still alive. I’d like to plant a few more (perhaps a different variety that will work in my yard?) along the back wall and a couple on each of the other two sides. The holes are hard to dig so this may take awhile.
    2. Alyssum – These are the little white and purple flowers that are prolific in Californian landscaping. They require little water, less upkeep, and they spread rather easily. I bought a pack late last year, watered it, then tried to pull the plants out thus destroying one of six plants. I rage quit that day and stopped watering the alyssum (still in it’s original pack) for two weeks. They baked in our 100+degree summer weather and only a few tiny bits of green were left. I started watering them again and now, during winter, they are outgrowing their original container. So I’ll plant those and buy a few more packs for my planter bed.
    3. Mulch and weed mat – I keep meaning to level the planters, lay down weed mat, and then mulch the beds. Been meaning to for three years now.
  3. Prune trees – Chinese Tallow trees are the worst. Prune liberally.
  4. Create second smaller planter bed with wood bottom for more veggies and to deter some bugs
  5. Improve my drip irrigation system
  6. Create “cage” to prevent local cats from getting into veggies. Create moveable sunshade for my poor bell peppers.
  7. Mulch the unused side yard – Requires cleaning out the year’s worth of weeds, leveling, removing old mulch, and laying down new mulch.
  8. Improve my compost pile. I tried starting one but I never have enough brown matter for the pile. Also I hate worms and bugs so it has to be closed in.
  9. Pavers/Stepping stones – Originally I wanted to redo our patio and a lot of our wedding money was going to go towards that. I’ve since decided pavers and stepping stones would be more cost effective so I’ll get a pallet and put them around the beds and yard.
  10. Finally, purchase a dehydrator or create a solar one so I can store up some of my veggies for winter.

All of this feels very ambitious though it doesn’t look it on paper. A great deal needs to be started in the next month or so (peas should be started soon for an April harvest). I have a loose goal to someday (maybe 2019?) grow 20% of our food (once I figure out what that looks like) so this is my next step.

What are your garden goals for 2018?

12 Tips for a Clean Home (the Lazy Way)

Turns out the hardest part of making a blog post is writing the introduction. I should have figured. In school I’d always write the body then the conclusion, then finally I’d write the introduction. Same with blog posts I guess so here is your bad introduction.

Here are some tips I use to keep my home tidy and clean.

3 Lazy Tips for a Clean Home
1) if it takes less than a minute or two, do it right away
2) never leave a room empty handed, never go up or down the stairs without returning something
3) make your bed

3 Slightly Less Lazy  Tips
1) Make a to-do list
2) Do one 10minute declutter/cleaning session per day
3) Accomplish one thing on your to do list

3 Regular Tips for a Clean Home
1) Have weekly chores (or daily ones)
2) Have a designated place for everything in your home, and return things to their spots when done with them
3) Multi task some small things- stuff in the oven? Clean the kitchen while waiting, commercial break? Fold some shirts. Microwaving something? Wipe down the counters or take out the trash

3 Hard Tips for a clean home:
1) Declutter/have less stuff
2) Spring clean/deep clean 2x/year
3) Host parties once a month. It’ll force you to clean so you can impress your guests

How to Look Productive (Even When You Are Not)

If you are a procrastinator (like me) and are lucky enough to be a housewife (or sole person home all day), you may find yourself with about ten minutes before hubby gets home and not a thing to show for having been home all day…after all, those video games were very entertaining all day and it’s only now, as he’s driving home, that you realize how lazy you actually are. While you know the truth, let’s try a few things to make it seem like you were busy and productive all day long.

  • Make the bed. Seriously, it makes the room feel so much cleaner and with a nice comforter, it only takes about two minutes to do.
  • Make piles -laundry piles or dishes piles. Put them in the hamper or dishwasher
  • Clear the counters. Quickly wipe the crumbs into your hand or the sink or even onto the floor. Put dishes in the dishwasher or stack nicely to the side of the sink
  • Have a fresh scent in the house – whether through candles, wax warmers, diffusers, or good food on the stove, making the house smell fresh tricks the brain into thinking it’s actually cleaner than it is. I prefer wax warmers myself.
  • Get out of your pajamas. Preferably throw on something a bit nicer (something you might have gone out with friends or to the store in) but try to look like you weren’t in your pjs eating chips and losing your 50th game of Mario Maker when he started home. Brush your teeth if you’re greeting someone with a kiss.
  • Take out the trash or any trash and recycling near overflowing. It’s quick it’s easy, it makes it smell cleaner, and who knows when you did it.
  • Throw their favorite drink in the fridge or freezer so it’s cold when they get home (or start a fresh pot of coffee or tea for them).
  • Turn off the tv. Turn off your computer games, your Netflix, possibly even your computer. If they see the tv/computer on, they’re going to see more of the mess because they’ll assume you’ve done nothing all day. It may be true, but shut off the electronics for the fifteen minutes he gets home and he’ll think they’ve been off for longer.


The things above can be done in about 10-15 minutes and should ideally be worked on throughout the day (but we’re procrastinators trying to look productive, right?). If you’ve got extra time and are still feeling productive why not try some of these quick fixes. (In any order, or order of importance to him, don’t waste your precious procrastinating energy on things that won’t have an impact.)

  • Dishes – do the ones that can’t go in the dishwasher. Run the dishwasher if the dinner stuff won’t be able to go in it. Put away dishes that are in the dry rack.
  • Along with the dishes (or separately for all I care) wipe down the counters with a sponge and make the sink look clean. Clean up any major spills on the stove or have them soaking to deal with later on.
  • Start dinner. If you are cooking when he comes in, he’s more likely to forgive a mess…especially if dinner is almost ready and he’s hungry. Even if it’s  just spaghetti, cooking will seem productive. It has the added benefit of the kitchen mess now seeming like a part of your dinner preparations and it’s okay you haven’t gotten there yet, because it looks like you just made the mess.
  • Sweep. Sweep the kitchen, bathroom (the one he uses), and the entry area. Extra extra points for vacuuming (but let’s face it, if you vacuum, you’re no longer a procrastinator, you actually are doing your stuff).
  • Declutter. Take ten minutes to declutter key surfaces focusing on the rooms your partner spends the most time in – the living room for tv and console games, the desks for computer games, and the bedroom nightstands and bathroom counter (not all bathroom counters, just the ones they use). Bonus points for cleaning up some of your area, especially if he’ll see it.
  • Fold and put away laundry. -I don’t mind this one, but I don’t have kids, so it’s easy. Ideally, have a load running in the dryer -seems like you’ve been working at it for a while.
  • Start and make progress on that thing you said you were going to do today. (And find a reason why it was more difficult than expected *wink wink*).

Most of these things can be done in under an hour but look for the best bang for your buck…I mean time.

The key is to look like you worked all day, or to have them come home and catch you *still* working on stuff. Go ahead and try it.

(The best policy is not to procrastinate and to get your chores and errands done early. These methods will probably only work for two or three sloth days before he notices all the other things not getting done. So use these on those sloth days, but then spend a day or two doing what you’re supposed to do).

(Also, I’m not advocating lying to your partner. I usually tell M how lazy I’ve been. The point is the house doesn’t look like I was lazy.)

What are some ways you fake being productive?